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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
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The Prince's Tale

A chapter in the Harry Potter books, you'll have to read all the books to understand it though. Possibly one of the saddest stories ever. SPOILER ALERT: about a poor boy called Severus Snape who fell in love with a girl called Lily Evans when they were eleven years old. They went to Hogwarts and Lily was put in Gryffindor with Snape's yet-to-be lifelong rival, James Potter, while Snape was put in Slytherin. Snape still remained friends with Lily but James was jealous because he also loved Lily. James and his friends bullied Snape until one day Lily tried to make him stop. Snape called her a mudblood out of embarrassment and that ended their friendship. Lily eventually was married to James and they had a son who was the famous Harry Potter, the boy who lived, but then she died and Snape had to kind of keep an eye on Harry when he was at school which was bad for him because he seemed so much like James who he hated with all his life, but then he also seemed so much like Lily who he loved for all his life. That's pretty much a shortened version of it. So, it's a very sad story and it's much more romantic than that Bella Swan girl and the sparkly guy (I can tell so many twilight fans gonna dislike this). Oh well!
Example? No, he's got nothing to do with Harry Potter, he's the guy that sings "You changed the way you kissed me"...

What's he got to do with this?
This is about the prince's tale...
The Prince's Tale by JimBobBillyBob September 21, 2011

Prince's Crown 

The foreskin of an uncircumsized penis that is thick, fleshy and uneven.
Monica loves sucking her boyfriend Rico's cock after she pulls back his Prince's Crown.

Prince Eric’s Secret 

While a girl is blowing you, a live fish must be inserted up to it’s tail in her vagina and she continues to blow you while the fish’s tail slaps around between her legs.
“Ariel may want to be where the people are, but Prince Eric’s Secret reveals that he wants to be where her people are.”

Prince's 

noun, means principle's honors roll at High School
"Yo, dude, you on Prince's?"
"Fo, sho."

"Hey, I heard Stephen made Prince's again."
"Yeah, smart bastard."
Prince's by Nerd1234 April 7, 2009

princess's feet 

You are light on your feet and dare to lift a finger. You are princess like, Your little princes's feet don't do chores!
hey, can you lift these boxes?
I can't help you, I have princess's feet
princess's feet by izlucia April 20, 2017

that’s so princess queen 

something that’s a slightly embarrassing slay, something that’s ironically funny and a slay
omg look at her outfit that’s so princess queen