poop hoover

The act of a woman engaging in oral sex after having anal sex.

After pounding Sarah's ass, she cleaned off my dick with an amazing poop hoover.

poop hoover by Al Mellish June 25, 2012

poop hoover

the act of sucking the fecal matter out of a persons anal cavity

David gave me a poop hoover last night

poop hoover by TheYTVirus July 17, 2024

hooker poop 

Poop that came from a hooker's anus. Typically found in places where hookers poop like on the curb, on the floor in that Chinese food store on the corner, between dumpsters, in the bed of a parked pickup truck, in a McDonald's bag, in your car after you fed them and tried to talk them out of a certain lifestyle.

Goddammit, grandma. Let me call you back. I just stepped in a huge pile of hooker poop and it is stuck to the bottom of my flip-flop.

hooker poop by Johnny Marshmallow August 18, 2009

poopooversary 

The celebration of the Poopcident™, which occurred on the 28th of December 2019. The poopooversary is celebrated on the 28th of every month and is in recognition of the Poo Poo Swamp Water™ being consumed. The original incident occurred from 1:50-2:05pm, in which one fatality was recorded.

Josh: "The assignment is due on the 28th."
Juju: "That's on the poopooversary!"

poopooversary by johnzoup July 27, 2020