poontana

poontang that you score in the state of Montana

Friend 1 : When I went to Montana, I scored some major poontang.
Friend 2 : Do you mean poontana?

poontana by Jake Goldsborough and Dilton Austin July 11, 2006

poontana

italian word for prostitute

fungoola poontana
fucking slut in italian

poontana by Anonymous April 30, 2003

poontank 

Poontank, a portmanteau of poontang and tank.

Mr. Garrison: "Yeah, I tell you, boys, women can kill. Poontang's expensive. That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em. I say, ‘Get out of my bedroom, poontank, before you suck my life dry.’"

poontank by natalie portmanteaux June 19, 2021

Pootana 

Women of the night who perform sexual favors in return for reward. Usually it's cash however some do accept bitcoin, credit card or direct deposit. Pootanas that don't ask for any form of gratuity exist in many numbers and all over the world, upon further study, investigation and compiling statistical data it is inevitable that they will cost you exponentially more in the long term.

Found a nice pootana on an internet site last night. Was a decent pootana, took it deep up the kelloggs trippa with no complaints and for the grand finale gave me an awesome kookaburra simultaneously cleaning me and making sure I was dry.

Pootana by Sixamenos December 19, 2019

Poontang Boomerang 

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

Poontang Boomerang by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Poontangarang 

Pussy that keeps coming back no matter the circumstances.

Hilary new that Bill had cheated on her but like a "Poontangarang" she put out anyway.

Poontangarang by Gary Hess October 29, 2011

poontang conversion 

noun - a cynical, derogatory, term used to invalidate and belittle someone's acceptance of Christ, after becoming involved with a significant other. Usage requires not actually asking the person in question about their experience, their personal relationship with Jesus, their walk in faith, or any aspect of their testimony. Usually used by those who want to feel intellectually superior to those of faith.

I've known him for years! He just "accepted Jesus" to get into her pants. It's a poontang conversion!

Yeah, I've seen this all before, it's a poontang conversion.

He's saved? I never would have expected that! It must be a poontang conversion.

poontang conversion by B.o.G. (Boy of God) August 3, 2010