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Pooh bearing 

One who wears only a shirt, but no underwear or pants, like winnie the pooh
Put some underwear on, you're pooh bearing
Pooh bearing by cyclaptor January 26, 2010

Honey Bunny Pooh Bear

A real bear that rarely makes an appearance in today's society. This specific type of bear thoroughly enjoys a large pot of honey and sometimes will go through large measures just to obtain one.
Gosh darn, I have to run to the grocery store again because those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's took our honey again!
Mom, is it true that those Honey Bunny Pooh Bear's have a cannibalistic leader?
I wonder what society would be like if those Honey Bunny Pooh Bears just came out of hiding.

pooh bear 

To be dressed in only a t-shirt.
I had the house to myself this weekend so I did a pooh bear.
pooh bear by jos7247 January 10, 2008

Pooh Bear Syndrome 

when you get really tired after eating a large meal.
there was so much food last night, i got major pooh bear syndrome. i slept for 18 hours!

pooh bear it 

To wear a shirt but no pants or undergarments, particularly when engaging in sexual intercourse.
"I'm self-conscious about my stomach; when I make love, I Pooh Bear it"
pooh bear it by misterpoohbear June 20, 2012

Inverted Pooh Bear 

An extremely intense sexual act involving a stripper pole and a honey pot. A lady (ideally with a background in pole dancing) holds herself upside down on a stripper pole, while the male pours 3/4 of the honey pot into her snatch. The rest of the honey is distributed on his tally whacker. They commence to orally pleasure one another, the guy eating the honey out of her as enthusiastically as Winnie the Pooh in the Hundred Acre Forest.
Evan: "So I had a stripper pole installed last night..."
Jake: "Sweet, how'd you break it in?"
Evan: "I rocked the Inverted Pooh Bear with some spanish girl!"
Jake: "Christ almighty, could you even move after it was over!?"
Evan: "Barely, and my vision has only just returned..."
Blake(musing to himself): "I wonder if you could modify it to involve two guys?"
Inverted Pooh Bear by Meeeeech April 4, 2007