poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

poof pussy 

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend really loves poof pussy and the rusty trombone.

poof pussy by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

Pussy Poof 

A dusty queef

A Pussy Poof is a Queef from a 20 year untouched vagina

Pussy Poof by Mandrax December 28, 2019

PooPussy 

When a gurl has poop particles in her vagina, often only discovered after you pull out your dick and see the poop on it. usually results in an immediate limp dick.

This often is caused by women who wipe backwards, from back to front, dragging the poop from their ass into their vagina, hence PooPussy.

Dabbs: How was that fuck last night?

Big Daddy: Fuck man it was good at first till i pulled my dick out to switch positions and saw that my dick was covered in brown spots.

Dabbs: EWWWWW dog, home gurl got that poopussy

PooPussy by bosshoss23 November 27, 2011

poofussy 

the most amazing poofy-haired white boy to ever exist.

Mustafa is a poofussy because of his beautiful hair

poofussy by ayvishot April 9, 2022

Poopussy 

An anus that has been sodomized so often that it looks like a pussy. Can be found on any craigslist post where a homosexual is showing his nude guteal muscles.

Poo- from Latin puppa
Pussy- from Low German Puus-katte, Puus-man.

Girl 1:Tempest anus has been fucked so many times you can't tell it from her vigana.

Girl 2: Oh my God I know. I was at the gym the other day and when she bent over to get the soup somebody yelled, "Poopussy alert!" I wanted to laugh so fucking bad.

Poopussy by Aaron1 Feririi January 26, 2011