poodum 

Something that is cute..Usually a happy baby or playful puppy. Could be small and/or chubby.

Ah look at that little poodum !!!

Maria's baby broke its leg ..Poorest poodum!

poodum by gcolicci December 14, 2015

Pooductive 

Being productive whilst doing your business on the toilet. For example, replying to e-mails, reading up on the latest 'hot' news, stalking that girl you like on Facebook etc.

I was very pooductive today. That girl I like has unfriended me though.

Pooductive by wordsmith_mcdaddy January 15, 2015

Post Pootum Depression 

The feeling of loss or emptiness one has after an epic bowel movement. This feeling can be accompanied by separation anxiety mixed with a feeling of euphoria. In most cases, a feeling of "lightness" or "lightening" may be experienced.

The day after eating at that Brazilian steakhouse followed by 2 cups of coffee I suffered from Post Pootum Depression.

Last night I sat staring at the wall, feeling empty, like a big part of me was just flushed away. I think I was suffering from Post Pootum Depression.

Post Pootum Depression by swivet February 5, 2010

poobum

A child's insult

You poobum-wee-piss-head

poobum by Rohan February 28, 2004

poosum 

A much more feral type of the average Phalangeriformes which is more commonly known as a possum

That's a disgusting looking poosum up in that tree

poosum by feral_rat August 7, 2018

post pootum depression 

The feeling of melancholy, listlessness or disappointment following a particularly enjoyable bowel movement.

What's the matter Shane?
Oh nothing Sara, just a case of post pootum depression.

post pootum depression by Shane O'Grady August 23, 2007

poocumber 

A really, really, really large poo.

Boy, that poocumber hurt on the way out!

poocumber by afrodude June 23, 2006