poned 

To ram in the ass; to buttfuck in a gay or lesbian manner. Not to be confused with the word pwned as they do in fact mean two entirely different things.

I poned you (I buttfucked you).

You just suffered some major ponage! (You just suffered some major ass-rammage).

poned by blackholedying October 12, 2008

poned 

Something the Jonas Brothers messed up. Poser lingo for the internet slang word 'pwned' as in being owned or disgraced by someone else.

10 Year old Jonas Brothers Fan: Omg liek you got poned.

Me: Its 'pwned' you stupid fuck

poned by ItAiNmTOSCA November 4, 2008

poned 

A word to used in place of "majorly stoned" when you are in a public place. poned = blazed to the max (from smoking weed).

"I only had two hits of that grade and I am soooo poned."

poned by Mistress Q February 6, 2008

Poned 

To have had sex. Not the same as pwned.

"Dude, I totally poned her last night!!"

Poned by Applehead08 March 9, 2010

poned 

a misspelled form of the misspelled word "pwned." usually said by 12 year old Jonas Brothers fans who are complete tools of the Jonas Brothers. Jonas Brothers also take credit for the creation of "poned" when really it was formed on the internet.

Sally: oh my god, you got poned
John: it's "pwned" you dumb fuck

poned by cashmere9969 May 28, 2008

poned 

i dumb ass was to say a stupid ass word!

owned, started as a mis-type

dont use poned. if you do your not ''cool''

poned by supra caution February 28, 2010

Poned 

To get pulled over by a pig, po po, (cop) goin extremely fast.

"Dude you got poned!"

Poned by Bryan October 13, 2004