A two timing, homewrecking skank. Who is approximately 5"7' has greasy, nappy brown hair and poop colored eyes. She wears Salvation Army Clothes and complains about everything in her life. She likes to steal other girls' boyfriends, tell them she's a virgin, then sleep with them and leave. Normal, right? Her vagina has been recorded the loosest vagina on the Eastern Coast according to The Guinness Book of World Records. She has no friends and moved to a different town because she needed to "start over" AKA find more attention from others because the town she was living in, wasn't taking it anymore. Plain and simple, she's a cunt.
A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.
"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."