plasting 

When you're high & drink as fuck, then go to fuck your bf/gf. Then wake up in the morning and you fucked your goat.

hey dude, I was so fucked last night I fucked my host thinking it was my misses. I was plasting

plasting by mrHecticMotherfuker October 5, 2020

planting a potato 

The sexual act of defecating in a woman's verticle smile.

Hey bro, you hook up with that chick last night?
Oh bro, I had whiskey dick so bad and couldn't make it to the bathroom on time so I wound up planting a potato.

planting a potato by Too Cool for School March 20, 2017

plastinate 

Plastic-injected dead people that are tastefully skinned, eviscerated, and posed for your education and amusement. Museum employees generally frown on you trying to have sex with them.

That one plastinate was asking for it. I had to restrain myself though.

plastinate by Sky Commander Winkie January 23, 2009

Days-Of-Future-Pasting

When a movie in a series has events that nullify the events shown in some or all of the preceding movies.

Taken from the 2014 film X-Men: Days Of Future Past where events in the film cancelled out 5 of the preceding 6 films (X-Men 1, 2, 3, Origins, The Wolverine).

"Hey, man; have you seen the new trailer for Terminator: Genisys? If old Arnie is going back to confront young Arnie, then Paramount Pictures are Days-Of-Future-Pasting the other four movies."

Days-Of-Future-Pasting by ByteBasher May 7, 2015

pasting 

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

pasting by themoreyouno May 6, 2012

pasting 

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

pasting by Broseph_Isa May 6, 2012

Platting fog 

something that is imposable to do

1) it's like trying to plat fog

2) I've got more chance of platting fog.....

Platting fog by hteb78 November 10, 2012