plannident 

plan-ni-dent (plan ni duhnt) n.
1. a scheme or method of acting, proceeding, etc., developed in advance an undesirable or unfortunate happening that occurs intentionally while appearing unintentional and usually results in injury,damage, or loss.
1670-80; < F: ground, plan, groundwork, scheme, + -cidere, comb. form of cadere to fall

Wanting to get easy money he walked onto the store's slippery floor and had a plannident that resulted in a fall. The store eagerly and quickly settled for several thousand dollars out of court.

plannident by Noland L. Talley, II February 28, 2008

Plaxcident 

An act of stupidity that costs you $35 million. Credit to New York Giants knucklehead wide receiver Plaxico Burress for shooting himself in the leg at a nightclub.

That plaxcident just cost you a $35 Million contract!

Plaxcident by shadesOne December 16, 2008

plaxident 

the stupidest thing one can possibly do to oneself

When Plaxico Burress shot himself in the leg, he swore it was a plaxident

plaxident by Stefihoe December 9, 2008

Plaxident 

1. An act of stupidity which costs you $35 million.
2. An accident involving someone shooting his or herself in the leg.

Derived from the name of soon-to-be-former NY Giants wide receiver, Plaxico Burress, and the "accident" of shooting himself in the leg in a night club which simultaneously put him in jail, ended his career, and nullified the rest of his contract.

"Yo, I can't believe that idiot had a Plaxident! Now he has no money left and might go to jail!"

Plaxident by Jasóncito December 9, 2008

Plaxidental Shooting 

Definition 1: When you shoot yourself in the thigh on accident, most cases occur in clubs.
Definition 2: When your dumb ass star super bow reciever gets locked up for 2 years because he shot himself.

Did you hear? Vontae shot himself. Well I guess it was a plaxidental shooting.

Plaxidental Shooting by fkiczula November 28, 2011

Plaxident 

An act of stupidity that costs you a lot of money; disabling your source of income

Jane, a model, was afraid of getting mugged and beaten so she carried a knife at all times. Running for a cab, she had a plaxident and fell, slashing her cheeks.

Plaxident by Sto00ove December 9, 2008

Plaxident 

Accidentally shooting yourself with a gun.
Like Plaxico Burress did.

Did you hear Reggie got shot? It was a plaxident though, he shot himself.

Plaxident by M2KPDX December 16, 2008