pladder

explosive diarrhea ejected from the rectum

Guy 1: "dude, simon and jack just pladdered all over sofia's face!"
Guy 2: "thats so hot."

pladder by black doodle April 17, 2010

Stat Padder 

A player who looks at his stats and tries to make them better instead of trying to be a team player and doing what he needs to do for a win. Like in basketball, when a good rebounder is wide open in the paint and has the ball so he just tosses the ball at the rim for a few misses and rebounds it to make the stat sheet look better.

I hate Westbrook he a stat padder.

Stat Padder by Oggydyne October 3, 2019

Padder 

An iPad kid or a person who’s addicted to their phone. Probably also has a short attention span and talks in memes.

Yo that kid’s such a padder!

Padder by padder69420 November 16, 2021

pludder

the act of shitting in anothers asshole

i pluddered my gf and then she punched me in the dick

pludder by thewawa3000 March 13, 2011

friend padder 

One who adds random people or 1-time aquaintances to their friends list on Facebook or Myspace in an attempt to look more popular than they really are.

John added his friend's brother's best friend whom he only met once on facebook. He's a friend padder.

Billy looked at a girl's license in her purse during a party, in an attempt to later add her on facebook. He's also a friend padder.

friend padder by SjayRbnsn April 8, 2009

Playder 

silver platter that serves u shit

Heres a playder from ur mom

Playder by Kiesty February 28, 2009

plodder 

person who plods, esp one who works in a slow and persevering but uninspired manner

Geez that dude is a plodder

plodder by PenaltyPuller September 21, 2020