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Pimparistic

A highly technical term describing a state of intense pimping, alternatively used to describe the state of an individual who has committed an act of pimpery -- immediately after the fact.
Cock was thrusted, nuts was busted, in this no good bitch that some nigga' trusted/pulled up my pants and she put on some lipstick/went back to my car feeling pimparistic

-Mac Dre, "Fonky Situations"
Pimparistic by BayAreaLingo January 25, 2011
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while texting, instead of saying LMFAO, or LOL, try saying PIMPAWS.
PIMPAWS by Krizzers September 7, 2019

pimpalottapuss 

Usually a disc jockey (DJ) by trade, you will know one by the tell-tale sign of scantily clad women, or "bitches," in close proximity. May refer to any male whom has the ability to score with many women, either separately or at the same time.
Tom hooked up with four half-decent skanks last week, he's a real pimpalottapuss.
pimpalottapuss by Dan & Jess November 12, 2007

Pimpa-Clause

1. Tha pimp version of santa clause. Pimpa-clause getz down with his "ho ho ho's".

Pimpa-clause ALWAYS wears baggy red sweatpants. He raps pimpmas raps like "oh pimpmas weed, oh pimpmas weed!"

Pimpa-clause lives in da south pole. He getz busy and gives bitches presents and snows on their faces!!

He has a giant pole! It locates where his pitched tent is!

Pimpa clause has 2 lists, "tha good ho ho ho's" and he has tha list of tha naughty "WHORE-ible ho's!"

So when you hear a "ho ho ho", go spread some love and wish all a "Merry PimpmASS!"

2. Pimpa-clause is also what I call myself for fun cuz itz funny to say. I go around da school yellin "ho ho ho" all da time!
"Ho ho ho" I'm pimpa-clause!

This is "WHORE-ible!"

Have a merry PimpmASS.

Pimpa-clause, and RUDEoff da big-cock RainDEAR!

FUCK frosty da pervert!
Pimpa-Clause by Mattnificent 425 December 23, 2008

pimpathon 

An event organized to raise money for incarcerated pimps who, once inside, will need help supporting their extended and often very large families who are still on the street.
I’ve convinced the Warden that we should sponsor an annual celebrity star-studded pimpathon once a year at the Fairgrounds.
pimpathon by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019