pigtastrophe 

a really big catastrophe or total clusterfuck; can also be used facetiously when someone is overreacting to an event that isn't really a big deal

ugh, I just sat in traffic for 3 hours because they're doing construction in the middle of rush hour. what a pigtastrophe!

pigtastrophe by rational narcissist March 12, 2011

pigtastrophe 

A really big catastrophe. Often used facetiously, but can applied to any type of disaster, fiasco or clusterfuck.

Alas! We're lost in the middle of nowhere - what a pigtastrophe!

pigtastrophe by fanfreluche March 2, 2011

pissastrophe 

The resultant large mess that exists after urinating in a dissorderly fashon. It is usually the product of a lack of awarness, caution, or control. Can also result from a total lack of human decency or respect.

Brian was disoriented and did not pull his boxers down far enough. This resulted in a pissastrophe of epic proportions.

pissastrophe by FlankThatSouljaBoy October 13, 2009

Paptastrophe 

A but clenching moment which you cant quite hold any longer

I almost made it to the bog! Unfortunately I wasn't quick enough and had a paptastrophe on the staircase.

Paptastrophe by R1opa September 21, 2009

Potastrophe 

A catastrophe you have with your Pot

Mark ripping the last paper is a Potastrophe

Potastrophe by Iron Gump October 31, 2004

Pietastrophy 

Disaster. Often involving a perfectly good pie being unintentionally discarded or rendered unconsumable. Can be used for other disasters also, in which the pie becomes a metaphor, or the pie prefix is substituded for the appropriate noun. Disaster may be small, medium or large.

A thousand curses on the man responsible for this pietastrophy, leaving me hungry in the late afternoon.

Looks like a bit of a pietastrophy down the front of her blouse there.

Fuck, one of my mam's has got burnt by the iron, what a pietastrophy.

Pietastrophy by Touchof thedowns July 4, 2004

pootastrophe 

poo·tas·tro·phe   poo-tas-truh-fee
noun
1.
a sudden and widespread disaster usually involving fecal matter: the pootastrophe of war.
2.
any misfortune, mishap, or failure; fiasco: The play was so poor our whole evening was a complete pootastrophe.
3.
a final event or conclusion, usually an unfortunate one; a disastrous end: the great 1831 pootastrophe of the Old South at Appomattox.

You: "Oh man...if I eat this entire bag of Sour Patch Kids...I'm gonna have a pootastrophe!"

Your Friend: "Then DON'T eat them all! You JACKWAGON!"

pootastrophe by UNCoNeCTD October 21, 2012