pianowned

To be completely owned by the use or involvement of a piano
This can involve dropping a piano on someones head or slipping over when drunk and bashing your head on the piano

Often used when someone playing the piano mucks up the piece due to the unwanted involvement of a third person (usually mocking/shouting)

PIANST (lol): Ah man i ruined my grade 5 piece thanks to your bottle rocket!

PRANKSTER : ...pianowned

pianowned by Aleb July 22, 2008

pizzowned 

the highest form of owning. the ladder of humiliation goes like this: diss-toast-roast-own-pwn-pizzowned. Pizzowned can only be used in the past tense, because of its massiveness. Being pizzowned rarely happens, and when it does, the victim either craps their pants or cries like a little baby. If you say you've pizzowned someone, you're probably lying. I've never pizzowned someone, either, so stop lying to yourself.

Tom totally pizzowned Amanda that one time

pizzowned by Stupy John January 6, 2005

pillowned 

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

pillowned by Pheeel December 24, 2008

PornOWNED 

What happens when you watch an online porn video only to have it scare the living crap out of you by turning into a screamerflash video in the middle of the video.

Person 1:I was watching what I thought was a good porn video off of this website but it changed over to a picture of a zombie and this loud shriek blasted out of my comp speakers. Man I jumped so high out of my chair!

Friend: Haha, You just got PornOWNED.

PornOWNED by Steve April 6, 2007

pizowned 

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

pizowned by Vertigo May 23, 2004

PINWNED 

Further corruption of the PWNED craze, which was a corruption of OWNED.

PINWNED means being denied at an ATM or on a website by entering the wrong PIN number.

"I was so drunk at the ATM, the machine PINWNED me three times in a row and locked me out."

PINWNED by Michael Ratty November 23, 2007

Pistowned 

It is what happened to the Lakers when they were introduced to the Detroit Pistons defense.

Those son of a bitch Lakers got pistowned!!!!!

Pistowned by ib4L June 10, 2004