phucktard 

(True Definition): Someone who is extremely idiotic, stupid, and moronic in their actions and words. The combination of two seperate words: 1. "Fucking" and 2. "Retard". Shortened to "Phucktard." The "ph" is used as the "f" sound so it is allowed on web sites who's administrators are touchy about profanity.

He is such a phucktard he's trying to pick that chick up with his fly wide open.

phucktard by Varick July 16, 2008

phucktard 

Someone so extremely indescribable that there are no other words; someone who is phucktarded.

Andrew is a phucktard.

phucktard by M Mitchell February 3, 2004

phucktard 

same definition as fucktard, alt spelling
see fucktard

Ohmigosh! Thta lil biatch's supergaymo BFF is such a phucktard!!!

phucktard by tsu January 10, 2005

phucktard 

A person online who uses gay words like such as: skewl, kewl, bcuz, b/c, u, wot, wot wot?, wut, wazzzzzz^?, nm, np, d00d, no(instead of know), teh, usez a z instead of an s at end of wordz, rocks/rox/rox0rs muh/mah socks/sox/sox0rs, bout, dis, dat, tat, foo, f00, fo' shizzle/nizzle/hizzle, 0v3r u535 1337 w0rd5, how now brown cow, cow, moose, toast, buttered toast, homeskillet, O_o,(o(o_) or they think they are so smart but really they're just a complete asshole because they're fat and lazy.

Matt:d00d \/477 pwns j00z
Zach:you phucktard
Matt:wut dis shit bout homieskillet??//?
Zach:ya you heard me dumbass...

phucktard by Benignvirus September 5, 2004

phucktarded 

A combination of the word "fuck" and "retarded" except spelled a little differently. A phucktard is someone who is so fucking retarded it is almost not humanely possible.

My Psychology is so phucktarded she accidentally xeroxed the key to the test rather than the blank test, and handed it out.

phucktarded by Fara April 9, 2004

phuckaduck 

When one entails knowledge of extreme audacity or any such information that is shocking.

"Did you hear about Toby? He had a gangbang with his sister, mother, AND 3 cousins last night."

"Phuckaduck!"

phuckaduck by Fanjita July 31, 2007

pricktard 

Someone who simultaneously acts as both a prick and a retard.

Boy, Josh was being a real pricktard last night!

pricktard by Miranda H January 1, 2009