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I'm so slutty, that I can't take you to dinner and court you proper. I'm just going to show you my schlong before you even hear the sound of my voice, so here is a pext.
Pext by LongTallMatt December 6, 2011
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Hey did you get my pext?
I just sent you a pext!
pext by Jimble365 June 7, 2015
Peeing and texting at the same time.
The whipped boyfriend really had to pee but his girlfriend had just texted him, so he decided to pext.
Pext by Eiffel Tower 65 May 18, 2009
He was in a hurry to respond to the cute girl's text, but he also needed to use the toilet, so he pexted her.
pext by Sassyvirgo April 19, 2010
Hey, I miss you. Btw, this is a pext.
Pext by duhnise5201 October 12, 2010
verb - to pext
Sending a text message whilst riding a moped, usually because you're late, or just showing off.
Thomas - ''How did she react? I heard you were over an hour late...''
Will - ''I know, but I sent her a pext on the way. She still went crazy at me though.''
Pext by Bradtukh April 1, 2009