pettytion 

Minor petition with frivolous cause

The pettytion is still worth signing regardless of how petty it may seem.

pettytion by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

would you like to sign my petition 

If you hear this said by a guy with a leather trench coat and sunglasses, run as far as you can.

hi there would you like to sign my petition?

would you like to sign my petition by mycockiscutinhalf January 23, 2021

pettiting

1) to recycle the same beer from one beer pong game to another
2) to hold the same beer all night and act like your drinking it

1- Drink that cup and stop pettiting.
2- Look at him he's been pettiting that beer all night.

pettiting by crazy party man March 17, 2009

Petition 

a list of people who support your ideas

sign my Petition for free food plese

Petition by Anonymous June 9, 2003

pentation

pentation is the fifth operation preceeded by addition, multiplication, exponentiation and tetration.

If you do 3 pentat to 3 it will be 3 tetrated to (3 tetrated to 3) which is a power tower 7,625,597,484,987 tall.
Person 1:what is pentation?
Person 2:*takes 6 hours to explain it*

pentation by HWman May 8, 2020

petition 

A list of names gathered in order to force an action to be made based on the demands made by the petition.

Petitions are useless pieces of paper that aren't going to do anything no matter how many names are on them.

petition by Linktriforce007 July 18, 2009

Petition 

The democrat equivalent of thoughts and prayers.

Petitions you can sign to help stop performative activism: a thread ✨

Petition by UrbanDictionaryDemoman October 23, 2020