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Pussy pasta 

Using marinara sauce or anouther form of pasta sauce as lube. Thus making pussy pasta.
EXAMPLE 1:
Stacy decided to finger herself using a jar of chunky Ragu, and made pussy pasta.
EXAMPLE 2:
Colin- I totally made pasta pussy and meatballs with Taylor last night.
Cal-You gave her the linguine weenie!
Pussy pasta by Happy8 July 1, 2015

Pasta n Pussy 

Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters
Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"

Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."
Pasta n Pussy by Welshman1973 March 17, 2017

Pussy Pasta 

Curtis: Hey, can I get some pussy pasta today, Penny?
Pussy Pasta by RR Employee November 15, 2021

pasta-puss 

An Italian person who is a typical Italian cliche
Look at that pasta-puss in the pizza place.

Pasty Pussy Rod

Another way to name or call a white mans penis
Suck my pasty pussy rod you beezy!
Pasty Pussy Rod by B-Clit149 March 22, 2010

pussy paste 

(n.) A thick, foul-smelling substance the consistency of cupcake frosting produced by a woman's yeast-infected or grievously unwashed vagina. Pussy paste tends to collect around the labia in the form of clumps. Shed pubic hairs may or may not be present in the pussy paste stalactites, but when it is, it lends a certain aspect of visual horror to their appearance. It is widely accepted that pussy paste smells similar to the shithouse on a tuna boat.
I really like Susan, but her pussy paste problem is just too much to handle without a gas mask.
pussy paste by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009