It‘s only smellz 

When the shit on your dick is not actually shit, but only smellz, therefore safe to put in someones mouth.

Popularized by a porno with heavy eastern european linguistic influence.

It‘s only smellz it‘s nothing... it‘s only the smell

It‘s only smellz by Adrinsn July 17, 2019

It's only smellz 

When you fuck someone in the ass and pull out, and your Johnson is greased in shit, and you tell her to suck it - but she says no, then you say, "It's only smellz" and put the Johnson in the mouth.

CmonBaby... It's only smellz

It's only smellz by JohnMadsen424 February 23, 2018

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It) 

A burger served on a sourdough bun

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It), you should try it!"

It's Only Sourdough Burger (But I Like It) by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Only.s¡lly 

Only.s¡lly has lot of friends.But she lost in real life a important person.(7.12.2021)This person broke her and after that(9.12.2021)she fell.She couldn't go without help from the walls.She hurted herself when she was 10(from 14.1.2018-2.10.2020).She had depression since the 3 class.(She's in class 7(2021))Because of bullying from her old best friend.Fro the day she got bullied,she never trusted orange or red hair girls.But she's kind and wants to help other people.She would give her life for some random people.She's good in fighting,but doesn't want really to fight.She would do everything for important persons.

Only.s¡lly is a Gacha Tuber and wish to have 1k subs on YouTube till 24 december(christmas).<3

Only.s¡lly by Only.s¡lly December 10, 2021

Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.> 

Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>

Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.>

Regarding Lexicons, Only Spanish Is THe Closest To The COuntry Of Japan's Language Because Of The Vowels That Have Tethers Attached To It <Parenthesis>M<.7.9.7.6.> by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

It's only gay if your balls touch 

Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.

Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.

It's only gay if your balls touch by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017

It's only gay if the balls touch 

The only way to stop anyone from calling you gay without ending them with a single blow

Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man

Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now

*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*

It's only gay if the balls touch by BOB12634 March 12, 2018