A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.
An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close
That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again
Obstrongler means "I have a big wiener ready for your rectum." It is a slang term, not a real definition. Obstrongler is an actual term and many people's favorite word to say because once you start to say it the more it rolls off the tongue. Another way of using the word Obstrongler is "Oh my days, Someone just Obstrongled my bum hole". Another slang term but still a good way of using it.