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A person who has reached a physical waist circumference of such profound proportions that sports and various obesitasks will have to be invented to make her or him any use to anyone whatsoever. We are talking wa-hay beyond '2 seat tickets in an airplane' (although that is defo on the right track); this is more in the realm of the scary monster (a skippy ball in fact) in Jon Carpenter's classic, sublimely low-budget movie 'Dark Star'.
Hey man, you wanna be our obesitoy for the next game of push-shove-punch'n'kick it?
Obesitoy by Smoking Windmills July 22, 2010
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obesatron 

An obese woman, usually found at an all you can eat buffet(cici"s pizza golden coral, old country buffet etc.) who when walking makes the liquid in your glass ripple like something out of transformers, will go to an all you can eat at lunch time go take shit and be out by for dinner and usually stays until close
That obesatron couldnt fit ina booth thats why shes at a four person table by herself
Rick: we got to hurry up and get to the buffet
derek:why
Rick: cause we got to get there before that fuckin obesatron brutalizes the prime rib and were left eating salad again
obesatron by derek and rick January 25, 2008

obestrosity 

An extremely obese person. A combination of the words obese and monstrosity.
My chem teacher is such an obestrosity that his steps cause earthquakes, which cause enough damage to make Godzilla envious.
obestrosity by notanobestrosity September 10, 2010

obesetron 

An automobile, particularly one driven by a fat person who is physically unable or too lazy to check blind spots.
Scary, just got cut off by another obesetron.
obesetron by Gee Toe June 1, 2005

obesetrocity 

yo man she dont need to be eating that shes already obesetrocity
obesetrocity by drifter412 September 10, 2010

Obstrongler 

Obstrongler means "I have a big wiener ready for your rectum." It is a slang term, not a real definition. Obstrongler is an actual term and many people's favorite word to say because once you start to say it the more it rolls off the tongue. Another way of using the word Obstrongler is "Oh my days, Someone just Obstrongled my bum hole". Another slang term but still a good way of using it.
Obstrongler can be defined in a sentence by saying "Oh my goodness, Someone just Obstrongled my bum hole."