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nursery rhymes 

The slightly rediculous rhymes your mother told you when you were little. They usually contain babies crashing to the ground in cradles, and riding riding six white horses around moutains.
Boy: Mom, did you tell me nursery rhymes when I was litte?

Mother: Yes, you loved the one about some guy burning his package on a candle stick.

nursery rhyme 

A Hunger games Style challenge in real life where (parents) test their (children) against others parents children to see which child has the best musical (talent), (memory), (patience) and other (bullshit).
Alright kids! Lets learn a nursery rhyme
nursery rhyme by Soupy69 January 28, 2020

nursery pipe 

nursery pipe by tonyDmasterninja September 23, 2011

Nursery rhymes 

Written by the greatest psychos in history, whom are praised to be the greates authors in history, Nursery rhymes will do one of the following to your kid.

A. Turn your kid into a psycho
B. Tramatize your kid for life

Sometimes I wonder what the difference is between Nursery rhymes, and a rated R movie.
Nursery rhymes have a dark history, like the baby that fell out of the tree, or the reference to the black death, very child friendly (Sarcasm)
Nursery rhymes by Xfdsjvstvzrgxz December 26, 2018

Nurseyness 

Used to describe a nurse and their job.
"Nicole's nurseyness is so great, I want her to treat me again next time I get hurt!"
Nurseyness by jtn12lacrosse January 2, 2009

Nurselin 

Nurselin is very cool person who has a good fashion sense and is also smart. However, Nurselin isn't very good with understandibg herself anf likes to stay in her routine. Nurselin likes watching Among Us streams of streamers and Greys Anatomy. Her favourite food are instant noodles.
Person A: Damn. WHO'S THAT HOTTIE OVER THERE?

Person B: Oh that's just Nurselin. The most wholesome human being in the whole wild world.

Person A: Oh sheesh. SHE SEGGSY
Nurselin by M!lf Hunter May 6, 2021