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E. Norma Stits

guy 1.- do you know E. Norma Stits?
guy 2.- fuck off
E. Norma Stits by Jolan.jpg December 14, 2022

Norma Sue 

The one and only woman you will ever need. A loyal friend. An awesome individual to have by your side. Don't piss her off though, if you betray her trust it's curtains for you. Don't hurt the people she cares about & then wonder how come she hurt you so bad. You did it! She is forgiving if you apogize but it has to be sincere. No Faker's allowed. A committed partner when committed to. Can see through fake B.S. like looking through glass. Love her or leave her the option is yours. Remember if you leave it was your doing, no crying later. Her brown eyes may seem innocent enough but they have wittinessed more pain than most people go through in 5 lifetimes! Once you have fallen in love with her there is no turning back, keep that in mind and don't break your own heart. Some make dislike her and she is okay with that. Norma Sue knows that the ones who speak the most negatively of her, are the ones that hate themselves and the way their pathetic lives turned out. Always use caution when you approach her you never know what kind of mood she may be in, or was she knows about you. She talks too much sometimes but doesn't reveal half of what is really going through her mind. Try to forgive her if she offends you personally and you are not present to understand her passion, a lot of times she is only speaking in anger those closest to her no and understand this. She will make you laugh, she will make you cry, & she will go out of her way to help you once she Love's you.
I wish I had a Norma Sue of my very own.
Norma Sue by Norma Sue December 21, 2016

norm-shinkling 

When public servants are easily fooled by baseless conspiracy theories of voter fraud and engage in fascist attempts to undermine the most basic steps of the democratic process. Coined in the memory of Norman Shinkle, the GOP stooge on the Michigan Board of Canvassers who tried to disenfranchise millions of people at the behest of a president who had sour grapes that he lost.
Frank: "Did you see that Veronica won the election?"
Rachel: "Yeah she did, but there was some norm-shinkling at the election certification meeting. Monica from the losing side said that flying monkeys burned ballots and spit in the faces of the poll watchers, so none of our votes count anymore"
Frank: "Oh, that sucks"
Rachel: "Yeah I guess the social contract that made us a democracy broke down over nothing, too bad."
Frank: "All hail OneState!"
norm-shinkling by recharge88888 November 23, 2020

societal norm 

What is considered acceptable and normal in society.
You watch anime? Why are you into asian cartoons for kids?

You wear black all the time! What are you, goth?

Statements made by people who can only comprehend the societal norm.
societal norm by calamythy October 23, 2017

new social norm 

Once, the collective representation of acceptable group conduct, now the nullification of group conduct.
In spring of 2020, people the world over were forbidden to gather, instructed to stay away from each other at specified minimum distances. The new social norm during the age of coronavirus was that there was no social norm.
new social norm by Monkey's Dad April 10, 2020