Noid 

Nerd with a Boston accent.

Get a load of that noid.

Noid by zimmygirl777 September 3, 2022

noid 

To become paranoid (usually temporarily, and often due to the influence of drugs such as cannabis or meth.)

After we smoked out in the parking lot, Kevin started noiding, thinking that someone might have seen us.

noid by Tochterlieber April 26, 2008

noid 

An evil wizard in a skin-tight red body suit with rabbit-like ears. Goes out of his way to wreck pizzas to be delivered.

Ever been frustrated, because the Noid ruined your pizza? Avoid the Noid.

noid by Avoid The Noid August 29, 2004

noid 

When used in regards to recreational drugs, it commonly refers to synthetic cannabinoids, or synthetic marijuana.

Noids are notoriously more dangerous than the drug they try to mimic.

noid by Ima_Pseudonym January 28, 2016

noid 

a paranoid person(from an abbriviation of paranoid)

That guy thinks that the bees are just going to come and sting him without warning. He is such a noid.

noid by Light Joker September 24, 2004

Noid 

An evil rabbit-like creature that is meant primarily to be avoided. Do not answer if he calls you on a phone, your heaed will explode.

My pizzas were not delivered because I could not aviod the Noid.

Noid by Nick Wupass May 17, 2006

noid 

adj. (noy-d)
The expression of an idea or concept being a bad one, that will likely end with bad results. derived from the word "paranoid", it originates from use within circles of drug users, particularly cannabis, where paranoia is easily triggered.

a: hey, why don't we go smoke a joint then go to the police station?
b: nah man, thats noid.

a: wha'dya wanna do?
b: why don't we go to that party?
a: sounds noid.

a: dude, you wanna go see justin bieber?
b: noid.

noid by tokester1029 December 3, 2010