neard 

A growth of facial hair which is intentionally concentrated BELOW the neckline, a portmanteau of Neck and bEARD. Usually very scraggled and harsh-looking until it gets some body.

PersonOne: Dude, I think you spilled some gravel on your chin!
PersonTwo: No man, it's cool, I'm gonna grow the sickest neard you've ever seen.
Women: Can we stroke and fondle that gorgeous mane on your neck?
PersonTwo: Get the rubbers, I'll be back in an hour.

neard by Kenwizzle Foshizzle February 4, 2006

Neard 

Facial hair under your chin to the adams apple or lower, that your buddy likes to call a beard

Hey man check out that dude with a Neard Beard combo

Neard by Theunseeingrooster September 9, 2010

Neard 

A neck beard. Facial hair that fails to grow on the cheeks, chin, and upper lip, but grows in abundance on the neck. Oh so sexy during make outs and philosophical discussions.

Ooooh look at that neard. There's all over that sexy neck.

Neard by trekdude31415 January 5, 2011

neard 

A neckbeard

Let me touch your neard honey

neard by lil willy on the track April 3, 2020

Neard 

A gross gathering of hair under or on a boys face he claims to be a beard.

Did you see JP’s Neard, it looks like he’s gathered ball sack hair from his dad and glued it under his chin

Neard by Dickye Downs January 9, 2019

Neard 

The collection of hair that accrues below the natural hairline, flowing into the neck; or, an over growth of beard hair flowing onto the neck, in a disorganized fashion.

I need to get my neard cleaned up; the barber will probably use clippers.

Neard by Kahambig May 6, 2015

Nardos 

Nardos( short form: Nardi) is a fun-packed sweet bundle of candy. Nardos(s) are such amazing human beings and they are the best of friends, sisters, and lovers. Their smile could brighten your whole week. They are brave, smart, and loyal.

If you have a Nardos in your life she should be treated like a queen. If you want to see an angel just go to Nardi and stare at her, and if you want a solution about anything hit Nardi up and she will come up with a solution. If you get a bit scared talking with a Nardi don't worry it's common, it is hard for a human to talk to a heavenly creature. Nardi has a cheering personality and if you are her best friend you will get to witness a whole bundle of fun unpacking.

Nardi is a very loyal friend, they always have your back, and once you start talking to her you will begin regretting all the years that went by without having conversations with her. She really is a fun person to be around. Talking to Nardi could really be addictive, and a day without her text on your notification bar would really feel like a year. Her single text is the best gift you could ever get, and if you see her text as soon as you wake up ah it hits different.

The biggest mistake you could do in your lifetime is hurt a Nardi if so you might need to visit the doctor cuz there prolly something wrong with you. You should never treat Nardi a little bit less she deserves. Don't ruin your friendship with Nardi cause it might be hard to get her trust back.

A: Have you met the new girl, she is super cool!
B: Yea, she is a total Nardos.

Nardos by Al.E December 29, 2020