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This is a South African slang word for "relationship". (sometimes it's used with "u" as a prefix = "umjolo", which means the same thing. They can be used interchangeably)
Thato: I can't believe she cheated on me
Sade: that's mjolo for you bro. It's hard

Naomi: Yoh I wish I was within umjolo, being single is hard.
Sade: Don't be fooled. Mjolo is not for everyone.

Thandeka: I didn't know umjolo was this nice
Vusi: the same mjolo that I know? It'll fuck you up

Lerato: umjolo is not for the weak
Denise: and its definitely not for the poor either

Busi: How's mjolo treating you?
Siya: can't you see my face glowing?
Mjolo by MzansiSlangist August 2, 2020
Related Words
mujól mjolnir mujo majola Mjolo mjölnerella Mojola muollo Majolian Majolical
Nice sometimes perky and pretty friend
Mojola by Waz up gurl February 14, 2015
Enchanted war hammer belonging to the mystical God of Thunder, the Mighty Thor.
If Loki plays one more trick on Thor, he's going to shove Mjolnir up his ass, sideways.
mjolnir by Mighty Whitey August 9, 2003
A very dangerous activity which can lead to various disasters e.g. death, severe embarrassment, utter heartbreak, the lack of Will to go on in life, trust issues, depression, etc.

In other words, mjolo is dating, romance, love, you get the idea.
Boy 1: Ekse what's wrong with Sally?
Boy 2: Yoh I heard Tommy dumped her. Entlek we tried to tell her mjolo was a satanic activity.
Mjolo by Iwannaberich123 April 10, 2022
A great person. Loves making people feel better and cracking jokes. Is sophisticated but can let loose when need be.Loves to shoot hoops and is spiritually fulfilled. A great role model and focuses on their goal despite any circumstaances.
I'm going to Mojola my way out of this situation.
Mojola, I look up to you
Mojola you rock!
Mojola by d1-02 January 20, 2019

Majolian 

"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse's majolian"
Majolian by Majolianmonster October 14, 2020