mowed lawn

A woman with her pubic hair shaved is said to have a mowed lawn.

Candace got a mowed lawn today.

mowed lawn by Louisiana Tiger January 15, 2020

mowed my lawn 

Broader use of the old term "mowed my lawn" or "mowing my lawn," across a wider range of applications. It used to mean blatantly attempting to steal someone's female interest but now means generally rudely stealing or taking something cunningly, and usually right in front of their face.

Lisa stole a commission from me - she mowed my lawn.

mowed my lawn by hundalair January 30, 2009

lawn mowed 

when someone performs the helicopter in a horizontal position using their ding dong to slap their partner in the face.

guy: after I shower im going to lawn mowed you so hard

girl: omg yes

lawn mowed by SwimmerDude3 October 28, 2020

mowed the lawn 

Slang for having had sex with anything or anyone previously.

Kristen is such a slut. I just met her last night and Mowed the lawn shortly thereafter.

mowed the lawn by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

Mowed her lawn

When you chew off her pubes during sex

I discovered my fetish when I mowed her lawn

Mowed her lawn by Thisnibba January 15, 2020

mowed the lawn 

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Mowed the lawn

mowed the lawn by Woopinyoass November 1, 2020

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower.

1. A degree of disorder, disarray, or confusion that is generally the result of either the long-term mismanagement of a process or the sudden, explosive collapse of a short-term project.
2. Advanced intoxication. Individual is minutes away from vomiting, blackout, arrest, or a beatdown. Generally used in West or Central Texas.

1.) J: "How bad was the condition of the jobsite you visited?"
D: "Man, they have got that place fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

2.) F: "That guy has been drinking all day."
L: "He's fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower."

fucked up like a snake in a lawn mower. by jcodya December 22, 2009