mouting 

Short for Man-Outing. When men leave wife/SO and child(s) at home for a night of drunken debauchery, the exploits of which are never to be revealed to said parties.

Guy 1: The girl's going to visit her folks on Friday, feel like hitting up the pub?
Guy 2: Mouting?
Guy 1: MOUTING!

mouting by Nikstlitselpmur September 20, 2010

Deer Mounting 

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

Deer Mounting by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

bird mouthing 

when a girl waits patiently with her mouth open like a bird until guy or guys shoot their cum into her waiting bird mouth, like a young bird awaiting feed from mother,

bird mouthing sucks if you have to wait to long for your loads of cum

bird mouthing by The MAN4ME February 9, 2015

Mousing Around 

Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)

Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.

Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.

Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.

Guy: Doors open better run!

Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.

Girl: OMG no!

Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...

Mousing Around by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017

hot mouthing 

when two people kiss or make out in a passionate, sloppy, animalistic manner, usually involving voluminous amounts of saliva on the areas around the mouths of both parties, with complete disregard for the people, place, or activity transpiring around them.

Joe: Did you happen to catch that little show Dave put on with that blonde chick last night?

Bill: No. What happened?

Joe: They were full on hot mouthing for a good 20 minutes in the bar. Right on the dance floor while the band was playing and people dancing around them, no less.

hot mouthing by the squirrelliest of all February 5, 2010

mounting everest 

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

mounting everest by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

cock muting 

When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.

I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!

cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007