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mortalled 

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
mortalled by missscarlett October 24, 2008
1) Person, or persons, who decide to drink beyond their limits. Once achieved the person, or persons, plead for death as it seems the quickest way to rid themselves of a bad headache or projectile vomiting,

2) To be returned to (or reminded of) ones true mortal state (i.e. the condition of being subject to death, and without superpowers) by consuming grievous quantities of alcohol.

3) To be mentally separated from that, the soul apparent, which might be considered to distinguish one as being 'immortal' through holding free-will, as opposed to a 'mortal' base animalistic level of brain function. Commonly achieved through the plying of the brain with copious measures of Tequila..
1) 'Did I have much to drink'? Jesus man I was drinking non-stop from lunchtime, I was utterly mortaled by the end

2) Man, he couldn't remember his own name let alone walk straight! He was completely mortaled!
mortaled by Geoffety Geoff May 16, 2008

moopalised 

to chat to one particular rather charming person for a rather long time
I am sorry to have moopalised ya all for me...you might want to go back to main and talk to others, too!!
moopalised by AsinanTimun May 30, 2006

mortaliles 

fucking twats who like to set people on fire
Sexy beast....
"my foot is getting hot!!"

"the flaming middle finger!"

"burn, burn motherfucker!"

mortaliles
mortaliles by muahahahah April 21, 2007

marmalised 

to be serverely beaten similar to creamed
when the pikeys kicked off i got completly marmalised
marmalised by finlay June 20, 2006

mortalis 

A homosexual residing in mississauga, on. thoroughly enjoys oral sex, both giving and recieving from the same sex.
that guy is a flaming mortalis.
mortalis by tyler August 13, 2003