moleskin 

A felt bandage; one side is adhesive which sticks to the affected area whereas the other is felt. Generally used to protect and prevent blisters while on the trail. Can be used in conjunction with othe blister bandages.

Put some moleskin on that hot spot before you get a blister.

moleskin by Patrick Cleary November 18, 2007

moleskine 

A popular brand of vintage-feel notebooks that come in various different types, including sketchbooks, daily planners, lined/unlined/checked pages, etc.

Its claim to fame is that famous artists and thinkers, like Van Gogh, used them.

No pretentious pseudoartist or writer would be caught dead without one.

"Ooh. You have a Moleskine! Can I see what's in it?"

"No way, man."

moleskine by El Fuckwit June 1, 2006

Eye molesting 

When someone is talking to you and watching something that isn't your eyes that you wish they weren't.
I.e: pervy old men talking to your breasts FOR CRYING OUT LOUD MY EYES AREN'T IN MY TITS - I THINK I'D BE ON EVERY NEWSPAPER IN THE WORLD IF THEY WERE

OMG I was just eye molested by my IT teacher

STOP EYE MOLESTING ME YOU PERVE

Eye molesting by Who cares? December 17, 2005

Mokeskin Sack 

A small, dark sack formulated from the skin of a Moke. Any objects stored in the sack are hidden from all but the owner indefinitely. Idea originates from Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows.

"Damn, Konrad. I want a mokeskin sack too!"
"Wow, you can store ANYTHING in that Mokeskin!!"

Mokeskin Sack by K $ February 26, 2009

Midget molesting may 

Oh boy, and you thought no nut November was bad, in midget molesting may you have to molest every midget you see

Steve: Ok what you doing to that midget?

Rob: I'm molesting him, its midget molesting may

Steve: oh ok that's fine

Midget molesting may by K a htiw rakso October 3, 2020

Kitten molesting butt fuckers 

why the fuck did you even search this?

Kitten molesting butt fuckers are tasty and horny.

Kitten molesting butt fuckers by idiotdortyknees August 19, 2015

molesting the monkey 

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

molesting the monkey by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005