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Matjaz Mohoric 

Buddy of a fake friend Alex Thomas.

Cocaine and Snus addict, so don't lend him money.
Will steal your battery and your boyfriend. Pamella tryhard
Hide your batteries and monitors because Matjaz Mohoric will be coming for you.
Do you smell snus? Quickly cover it or Matjaz Mohoric will slice it open.
Matjaz Mohoric by LegolandDater1122 November 26, 2019
Mahonri is a Polynesian God that graces the earth and is great in the sack. He uses his extremely long wang to please the Polynesian goddesses as well as blonde haired chicks and twins.
mahonri by JPugs1234 April 26, 2016

Moonridge 

the action of dropping your drawers and taking a shit on a trail

Having people point and laugh at you while you're taking a crap on the trail..

Only having a map...

600 yards away from the bathroom, you just couldn't make it.
OH crap! I need to go to the bathroom! but it's too far away!!! NOOO I can't make it..give me this map. Don't pull a moonridge
Moonridge by moonridge July 19, 2009

Moonrise 

The visual phenomenon that occurs when a pair of tight jeans slowly rises over a voluptuous booty.
Leila, that was such a good moonrise this morning. I hope tomorrow's is just as beautiful.
Moonrise by kurtronicus April 21, 2022

Moonride 

When two friends go on a secret car-ride adventure, driving aimlessly and snorting mass amounts of cocaine without stopping the car. The person sitting in the passenger seat is always the designated chopper. For best results, when it is the driver's turn to snort. The passenger will have one hand holding the surface and the other hand holding the wheel.
- "This calls for a moonride."

or

- "Oh man, I was so wired last night from all that moonriding" (except, you wouldn't be saying this BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING SECRET!)
Moonride by OBEYTHEWHITE January 3, 2011

Mohonian syndrome 

Generally fishy people are born with this syndrome - which (fortunately) has no cure.

A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails

Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.

You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
Random person: oh so you eat fish some times?
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)