Fake chocolate on "Friends". Monica did a gig as a chef for the mockolate promoters. They wanted mockolate to become the traditional food of Thanksgiving. It bubbled, people made a face when they ate it. Phoebe said it was what evil tasted like.
The company that made it went out of business, but they still paid Monica. That was pretty cool, assuming the check cleared.
Monica: Okay, this is pumpkin pie with mockolate cookie crumb crust. This is mockolate cranberry cake, and these are mockolate chip cookies. Just like the Indians served.
A Gal of Spanish/Portuguese ancestry, with a bit of Amerindian and maybe African mixed in. Could be medio moreno or claro moreno (light or medium brown). She has killer looks, shines in the sunlight, and is the typical beach bunny. She also is passionate, outspoken, and is an olive tiger who is a demon in the sack.
I prefer MochaLatinas over the 'other' chicks any day--with them I am getting a more exoticprincess.