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Mile Run
A Gym test that's worse than the FitnessGram pacer test itself. Basically, the moronic Gym teacher kicks your ass out onto the hot paved concrete, and demands you to run around the school (or somewhere else) 10 times. If you ran a mile in less than 7 minutes, congrats. But if you end up killing your legs for more than 11 minutes, then you're fucked up.
Liam: Bro, I just wasted 13 minutes of my life doing the mile run.
Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.
Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.
Jeremy: 13 minutes? What a slow bitch. I only ran a mile in 5 minutes.
Liam: So that's why I see you running down the streets like a retard everyday, blocking drivers from going to Chipotle.
Mile Run by ThatOneDummy May 4, 2019
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mile run by life+school=death November 29, 2017
the mile run
The greatest test of heart any one man can face, in that you must have a tremendous amount of heart and willpower to run the mile quickly. It requires four laps of hard, aching pain with no let up. You run hard for all four laps...you never let up...you just go faster. Also known as the best race ever!
the mile run by benny t. July 12, 2005
3.4 mile fun run
A unique term used when a woman has had a powerful orgasm but can't stop her body from continuing the orgasm over a long period of time. It is usually caused by the brain or body not being able to process the information of the orgasm and continuing the sensation until the body can either manually stopped by medicinal drugs or by the body processing the orgasm and stopping the the sensation. The term is derived from the distance from a home to a local hospital.
C: Jack!
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
J: Yeah Cate?
C: something s wrong!
J: what?
C: I don't know.
C: take me to the ER!!!
J: okay.
J: Siri. Nearest hospital.
S: one is 3.4 miles away.
J: shit! my cars in the shop.
C: jack. Run. Now.
J: it's about to be a 3.4 mile fun run
3.4 mile fun run by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
Run the Mile
To run the mile means to are getting drunk. If you are only paritially drunk then maybe you only ran the half mile, or if your tipsy maybe you only ran the quarter mile. but if you run the full mile then you are considered wasted. In order to run the mile you must have running shoes (alcohol). Origin: Two men were drunk on homecoming night and had to get back home, they ended up running about a mile back to their house.
Harry decided to run the mile and ended up on the toilet all night. Mitch decided to run the mile and ended up barfing everywhere.
Run the Mile by The Human Noodle December 25, 2010
Run A Mile
Another way of saying one is pooping.
Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.
One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.
Since it takes roughly around 7-10 minutes to run a mile, to "run a mile" can be used for "pooping" instead of blatantly saying one is pooping.
One can also say "2 miles" for roughly 20 minutes of pooping and so on.
Guy 1: What are you up to this morning?
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.
Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.
Guy 2: I think I'm going to go "run a mile". Be right back.
Guy 1: Alright, I just ran my 3 miles this morning.
Run A Mile by county hunter April 20, 2012