mighty young joe 

Any probie firefighter named "Joe", who is prematurely balding, short & stocky, and has a pleasant personality.

Capt.: Who's gonna wipe down the Chief's car?

Lieutenant: I'll send Mighty young Joe

mighty young joe by the wetspot March 28, 2008

Mighty Joe Young 

The act in which a male ejaculates in and onto a woman's anus, then proceeds to shave his pubic hair and place on the anus, resembling the ass of Mighty Joe Young.

Person 1: "Why are your pubes shaved man?"

Person 2: "I gave a chick a Mighty Joe Young."

Mighty Joe Young by CrackerJack June 19, 2006

The Mighty Joe Young 

The act of fucking a girl doggy style, shitting in your hand and slapping the bitches back with the shit. You may also fuck her anally and use the bitch's shit to preform this maneuver.

Another version of this act can also be preformed while making loud monkey noises which will only make the Mighty Joe Young better.

Dam bitch!!! I pulled The Mighty Joe Young on your ass!!

The Mighty Joe Young by Paul Keith March 2, 2007

A Mighty Joe Young 

A strong coffee (2x teaspoons of coffee, and as much sugar as you need) that would Assemble among the Avengers when defending the Earth from incoming threats that endanger our survival.

Chet:"That was a great night, don't think these painkillers are going to shift this hangover.."

Burt: "sounds like you need A Mighty Joe Young, Bud.
Chet: "that should do it, two sugars please."
Burt: "Order up!"
Chet: "Damn Fine Coffee"

A Mighty Joe Young by Mooclockey February 4, 2023