maricoma

a marijuana-induced coma.

Dave, do you need me to wake you up tomorrow from the maricoma you're gonna be in after this?

maricoma by HighHillary September 6, 2010

maricopa mudslinger 

When you proceed to shit in someone else's dishwasher, and if your not in Arizona you have to turn the heat on in the house, and then you run tthe dishwasher!!! Creating a musty feceies concoction!! Yep!

What happened man?

Bro, someone maricopa mudslinger the shit out of your dishwasher!!!

Whats that mean?

They took a dump in your dishwashwer and ran it!

Damn, i got slunged!!!

maricopa mudslinger by Dustin R. June 20, 2008

mariconada 

Mariconada: derived from the spanish word "maricón"-gay, faggot. Usually the acts of a maricon, but also all kinds of things that are "gay" or lame etc.

La última pelicula de Almodóvar es una mariconada!

mariconada by Pacheco March 10, 2004

maricona 

a lesbian bitch

maldita maricona

maricona by Anonymous November 3, 2003

maricona 

In Spanish homosexual slang, an effeminate gay

No me gusta ir al Ohm, está lleno de mariconas
I don´t like going to Ohm , it´s full of nellies

maricona by fonsucu June 12, 2008

mariconada 

Spanish slang, not used in 'polite' circles. Usually used by Cubans. Describing a petty act, not quite malicious, usually but not always anonymously.

Raul telling Carlo's girl he cheats on her was a real mariconada

mariconada by Farruco November 14, 2010

Maricopa Counting 

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

Maricopa Counting by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022