This theory states that any male who has participated, or is
currently participating in the sport of colorguard, becomes 1,000 times more
attractive than he normally would be. For example, a male who is usually considered a 4 would become a 4,000 on the hot scale. Although it has not been
scientifically proven, many consider this theory to be law.
Girl 1:
ohmygod Jessica that guy is HOT!
Jessica: I heard he does colorguard.
Girl 1: really?!?! he’s a 10,000 on the
hot scale now *
lovesick sigh*
Jessica: classic Guardicus Manicus.