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Mackey’s Razor 

Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by derangement.
Bob: I keep hearing about MacKey’s Razor, but I don't know what it is.
Alice: Same. Most likely, it's just a razor owned by someone named Frank MacKey.

MacKey’s Razor is a simple rule and key that helps us make decisions online during our constant state of mental disturbance and stupidity!

The Mackey Special 

Leaving a duke (poop, turd, feces, etc) in a urinal.
Description of The Mackey Special:

Mr. Mackey: Oh, ya think that's funny, huh? Let me assure you, there is nothing funny about going up to a nice, clean, unsuspecting urinal, m'kay, dropping your pants, then turning around, squatting over that urinal, m'kay, maybe, maybe, pulling your butt cheeks apart with your hands, m'kay, and then laying out a big fudge dragon for all the world to see.

Macker Snacker 

Hello, may I take your order?
Yes, I'll take a double cheese burger and a macker snacker.
Macker Snacker by YOUKNOWTHENAME January 11, 2010

Macked Off The Shart 

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time

Skyler Mackey 

Cooler than you
Omg Skyler Mackey is the coolest
Skyler Mackey by SkylersFriend January 9, 2021

stekle mačke 

When you see three or more enemies on your spy mission.
Guy1: Hey! Stekle mačke.
Guy2: Oh shit! Run!
Guy1: Okay I think that they are gone.
Guy2: Fine, let's go back.
stekle mačke by Gobice February 28, 2022