macb 

Means "my awesomely cool bro".
the perfect acronym to use in your responses on the internet to add a bit of flair in your speech.

npmacb: no problem my awesomely cool bro
tyvmmacb: thank you very much my awesomely cool bro
tymacb: thank you my awesomely cool bro

just a couple examples, but the possibilities are endless.

macb by SennyChoon February 19, 2011

LADY MACBETHING 

The action of convincing someone to take violent action in order to remove someone in power who is above said person.

"This office needs a real leader someone who can take charge and cut out the middle man *drops knife* whoops" "Dude you are totally Lady Macbething me right now!!"

LADY MACBETHING by 221B Bakerstreet May 27, 2014

Macbook

The ultimate flex.

Ben "Yo that dude flexing hard on my broke ass with those airpods"

Mike "Nah that nigga ain't got a MacBook - he ain't shit"

Macbook by Deaanooo February 10, 2019

MacBook

Made by Apple. It is two metal sheets slapped together with a Pringle for a CPU. The main objective Apple makes when developing a new one is making it thinner instead of more powerful.

Girl: Hey guys OMG I have a MacBook!
Guy: Friggin noob. My Razer Blade is cheaper and faster than your tinfoil MacBook.
*COD 1v1*
Girl: *loses from 1 fps gameplay* Macs are for video editing, not gaming
*Both people make the same video and render it*
Girl: *Renders vid 20 minutes after the Guy finishes*
Guy: Mac suclks. Get a Blade or an ROG, friggin Mac peasant

MacBook by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 14, 2019

Tools MacBagums

A combination of the stereotypical douche and tool. This character is usually seen in many profile pictures on facebook. Tools MacBagums is usually spotted in these pictures without a shirt on and standing in front of his bathroom mirror taking a picture with his camera phone. Tools MacBagums is usually found carrying a pack of cigarettes and a max of $12.

Person 1: "Yo man what's the deal with your new profile picture?"

Person 2: "Oh you like it? Yeah I thought I'd show off my abs a little bit for the girls."

Person 1: "Yeah ok Tools MacBagums"

Tools MacBagums by Mr. Shenanigans March 3, 2010

Macboy 

A male who is obsessed with Apple products, in particular they're Macs.

Has to have the latest version as soon as it comes out, and continually rants on about how Macs are superior to PCs.

They often have posters of Steve Jobs graced all over their bedroom walls and also try to be American if they aren't already.

They spend their spare time in Starbucks thinking they're superior and better than everyone else because they have an overpriced machine and an overpriced coffee.

To Macboys Apple can do no wrong!

PC User - "I just got a new laptop it's really fast i'm really happy with it."

Macboy Aaron - "Oh no no no, you don't need a PC my Mac is way better, Apple is so good their customer service is second to none. Best company ever. Steve Jobs is fucking god!!! Get a Mac and I'll meet you in Starbucks."

Mac User - "My MacBook pro has a broken headphone jack, it wont clip in!"

MacBoy Ben - "Oh no no no, that's just Apple's new safety design feature. Apple can do no wrong!!!!!!"

Aaron and Ben are Macboys

Macboy by MacUser84 December 14, 2009

MacBook

A computer made by Apple that, for until late 2020, was the most expensive piece horse shit I'd ever seen. Thankfully, it no longer sucks because it now has its own chip which makes the computer actually really good.

These days, it's surprising to see Apple make a good product such as the new M1 MacBook, yet here we are.

MacBook by Hot Single Near You August 2, 2021