lumpy plumpy 

When your asshole is inside out and someone licks it guud and gives it the guud succ, basically a blowjob on your inverted asshole

Did you hear about what Nathan did!?
He gave her the guud lumpy plumpy 😩💦

lumpy plumpy by Poopyheaddd June 16, 2017

plumpa lumpa 

A fat, short tart with an orange face. Plumpa lumpas can often be spotted rolling across the dance floor of cheap nightclubs but are considered harmless if all eye contact is avoided.

Origin: Umpa Lumpas from 'Charlie's Chocolate Factory'.

Oh man! Look at that Plumpa lumpa Dave's picked up!

plumpa lumpa by sketchy October 10, 2004

pump a plump lump 

'cut' a fat shit! -pure poetry when combined with pumped up chump, a true tongue twister

i'd pump a plump lump on a pumped-up chump!

i just pumped a plump lump!

pump a plump lump by michael foolsley November 30, 2009

plump lump 

when your fucking a fat bitch and all of the sudden one of her pimples pop and you slap her

i was fucking my neighbors mom when all of the sudden she had a plump lump and i was like "sick you fat bitch" and slapped her

plump lump by kittyboy October 19, 2007

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich 

A plumpa Lumpa is a fat short girl who usually dresses in orange. A Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich is when a fat short girl dressed in orange squirts onto some bread and u use her fluid to eat eat a sandwich as if it were mayo.

I was hungry so i made alessia make me a Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich

Plumpa Lumpa Sandwich by Adamthesaladtosser June 10, 2009

plumpa lumpa 

A fat man who dresses up in bright orange. He is obese and women are repulsed by his site. He dresses in bright orange to get attention.

Look at that fat plumpa lumpa over there. Looks like he has to pay women to keep him company.

plumpa lumpa by salvatore vitale's son's mot December 24, 2008

plump with lump 

need for defecation, have a shit, 'take' a shit, potential movement of the bowels, preg-o-not, one being "full of shit"

-be right back! i'm plump with lump!!

his theories were plump with lump

my 'propho' burst and jane ended up plump with lump

YOU'RE a LIAR jay!!, you're TRULY plump with lump!!

plump with lump by michael foolsley October 28, 2013