lolspeek
An intentional misspelling of the word "lolspeak". Which is quite ironic, as lolspeak is wholly based on intentional misspelling.
lolspeek by ThaBigCheesy February 27, 2010
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LolSpeak
An extremely complicated language that is often mistaken for textspeak. It is mainly used for Kitteh pictures, but people don't realize that there's a huge organization running lolspeak. There is even a bible translation project going on where they will translate the entire bible into lolspeak. Ceiling Cat is the god behind this language. It's not as easy as you think, trust me.
Ceiling Cat blessinz apwn yu, srsly.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
Ceiling Cat blessings apawn you, seriously.
Dat wood bee awsoem, srsly dued!
That would be awesome, seriously dude!
eyc cowld leminaed foar sael!
ice cold lemonade for sale!
eksampelz pwn yu, srsly.
examples pwn you, seriously.
lolspeak iz difehcualt too lern, an yu noe itt.
lolspeak is difficult to learn, and you know it.
LolSpeak by BoredDude2 April 25, 2010
lolspeak
Similar to texting, lolspeak is writing words with different letters (but sound the same) than the original spelling. lolspeak can also be misspelling on purpose.
examples of lolspeak:
dunno what happnd, we dint touch it
(Don't know what happened, we didn't touch it)
i can has ice scream?
(I can have ice cream?)
teh itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh
(The itty bitty kitten committee)
dunno what happnd, we dint touch it
(Don't know what happened, we didn't touch it)
i can has ice scream?
(I can have ice cream?)
teh itteh bitteh kitteh commiteh
(The itty bitty kitten committee)
lolspeak
An annoying, but yet sarcastic origination of a style of text that now has evolved widespread over the Internet. It is usually used with Kitten/Cat pictures, as well as other animals, with text captions in this style of writing.
The style became popular with people who often couldn't spell words properly, and now has turned into a "cool" method of social communication between humans. It has now lost it's true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it's "cool". It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through "speech". Today it is used on purpose and for those who are aware of its original intention, it is NOT cool, in fact it's ridiculous.
The style became popular with people who often couldn't spell words properly, and now has turned into a "cool" method of social communication between humans. It has now lost it's true meaning of pure sarcasm and people actually talk in this as if it's "cool". It is a pure usage of letters and manipulation of words to how it sounds when spoken through "speech". Today it is used on purpose and for those who are aware of its original intention, it is NOT cool, in fact it's ridiculous.
Joe: but u sez tha kitteh waz awsum
Mike: yez but mai kitteh haz mowmix fankthuly
Joe: i iz spekin teh lolspeak
Mike: yez but mai kitteh haz mowmix fankthuly
Joe: i iz spekin teh lolspeak
lolspeak by Sir Henry III April 30, 2008
lolspeed
Excessive computational speed for excessive fun! Often the excessive computational speed is within the context of hard-core computer gaming.
lolspeed by Dr. Stu D. Lez December 15, 2012
lolspeak
a variant of the english language featuring acronyms usually only encountered in text messages and electronic mail correspondences
lolspeak by Bum Stigity Bum November 8, 2010