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lolroflmao 

Rarely used, but it means laughing out loud rolling on floor laughing my ass off.
You did what?! LOLROFLMAO!!
lolroflmao by Sammy S. May 8, 2006

LOLROFLMAOAFK 

initialism that stands for: Laughing Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Away From Keyboard
Talking to my mate Greg on MSN:
-Sorry I haven't responded in 12 minutes, I've been LOLROFLMAOAFK because I saw an Animal Planet video of a cat named Reginald being given a bath, and I have been DYING.
LOLROFLMAOAFK by animus_vox May 8, 2016

lolxrofllmao 

The Ultimate Laughter.

A merger of the following acronyms:

lolx: Lots of Laughter
rofl: Roll on Floor Laughing
lmao: Laugh My Ass Off
1. "You suck... lolxrofllmao"

2. "lolxrofllmao... that's a good one!"
lolxrofllmao by roonster18 May 13, 2004

LOLROFLMAOOCAHGAHIDIKSADFGISMRFDF. 

Laugh Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Oh Clearly Asses Hate Guffawing At Hookers. I Don't Interest Kevin. So All Days Find Guys In Suckiness Maybe Rolling Friends Die Fast.
"brb"
"k"
"back"
"YAYYYYYY"
"I KNOW!"
"oh.em.eff.gee."
"LOLROFLMAOOCAHGAHIDIKSADFGISMRFDF."
"hahaha"
"hm..."
"i wonder if that really means anything"
"Laugh Out Loud Rolling On (the) Floor Laughing My Ass Off Oh Clearly Asses Hate Guffawing At Hookers. I Don't Interest Kevin. So All Days Find Guys In Suckiness Maybe Rolling Friends Die Fast."
"im adding this to urbandictionary.com."
"hahaha"

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026