locantore 

means the singer in italian. usually person is independent and classy

that girl is a locantore

locantore by maryloue February 25, 2009

locavore 

A locavore is someone who eats food grown or produced locally or within a certain radius such as 50, 100, or 150 miles usually for ecological reasons.

jill being a locavore, decided to buy local produce as opposed to imported goods from supermarkets

locavore by Degarmo January 8, 2008

locante 

A particularly sneaky Italian man whom enjoys the construction and or consumption of large amounts of fat free meats.
or..
locante (verb) - to sincerely promise to keep a particularly disturbing secret, but then yelling it in a fit of rage across a hallway after an argument.

(verb) Dude, I got totally Locanted today; now everyone knows I think about black weniers...

locante by BryceBerryManne November 9, 2007

Locanto 

Local Classified Ads Now Taking Over

Local Classified ads are so popular now, like your locanto.com and other cool sites where you can trade stuff and advertise better in your area.

Locanto by bobba genush April 13, 2010

Family Locator 

A smartphone app where overprotective moms can stalk their kids. It uses the signal given off by their phones to track their every movement. They are, however, easy to trick. If you go off somewhere, leave your phone with a friend. However, the app is actually quite useless because if a rapist kidnaps your child, then they will probably be prepared for the app and leave the phone somewhere.

Rapist: o yea, look at this kid i just kidnapped! o shit hes got family locator. ill just leave his phone in the mall somewhere. i beat the system, woot!

Family Locator by Winky the House Elf April 30, 2010

Hater Locators 

Prescription glasses, spectacles, or contact lenses. Allows clinically blind to detect and avoid haters from afar.

C-sharp's prescription is weak shit, so she went to the doctor to get new hater locators.

Hater Locators by Whisky Rivers December 3, 2010

localvores

Also called 'culinarians', food activists, ecogastronomists... and refers to culinazis who advocate traditional local food-harvesting/-making methods (ecogastronomy/ Slow Food/ cuisine de terroir...), in third world countries and other authentic 'food cultures'.
In a return to the early agricultural societies, these localvores offer to buy ethinc people's food stock and interfer with their simple agrarian lives, in what has been adeptly called culinary colonialism!

Localvores are a bunch of quacks: they turn a blind eye to the battle against the 'termination technology' of LMOs (living-modified organisms), GM food and the necrosceince of 'nutrigenomics' that the true activist fooderati warn one day might lead the Earth to 'mutation meltdown' from the ubiquitous 'gene smog' that's already choking our delicate, pristine environment.

localvores by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007