lirple

a small like tool used to torture small rodents like toris and meriels, also can be known recently as the first lollipop to fit all the way through a mans peeing hole.

` man i feel bad for that ferret i gave that lirple to it real hard this time `

` that lirple was So cool when it went in his penis `

` damn i bet lirple hurts luga... wanna have some tofu wit me next weekend ? `

` Whale : yo man can i lirple ur dick .. or if u think thats a little to wack for you man i can always just lirple ur naked mole rat `

` yea man im down for lirpling tuesday`

lirple by monkeyasswiper October 28, 2006

Liopleurodon 

A mystical creature that will tell you where candyland mountain is. If you own a liopleurodon everything in your life will be much easier, they will tell you how to do everything the easiest. Anybody who is somebody owns a liopleurodon. Bill gates does, every famous sports player... maybe even if your neighbor.If you don't have a liopleurodon, you are probably miserable.

"I just bought a liopleurodon and he told me how to sleep, I no longer suffer from insomnia."
Charlie, "Wtf is that?" "its a magical leopluradon charlie"

Liopleurodon by spliffthemaster July 2, 2006

lipples 

a person with nipples (preferably a girl) with lickable nipples.

noun: she has lipples

jessica was eating some porkchop sandwiches when Aaron discovered that she has lipples.

lipples by thegurtmeister2 April 20, 2010

Larple 

A side effect of the Burn In drink. It increases serotonin and endorphins to the point where the user will grin uncontrollably, yet they will feel no pain, on account of the serotonin and endorphins. It starts from a regular smile, to one from ear-to-ear, which then wraps around the user's face, tearing their face muscles.

This does not occur if Burn In was used in moderation.

LARRY, STOP DRINKING THAT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET LARPLE!

Larple by CheesemanLloyd August 30, 2022

Limplement 

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;

When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.

Limplement by Jenny White February 7, 2008

liplez 

A lipstick lesbian.

Mm-mm, Jo-anne. Look at Mary, all decked out in makeup like she all Beyonce 'n shit, tongue-kissing Cindy. If that ain't a liplez, I don't know what is.

liplez by gregjockca October 16, 2011

liopleuradon 

A magical dinosaur which can show you the way.

A magical liopleuradon! It has shown us the way!

liopleuradon by Neil Clark January 30, 2007