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liberanial by Gregger-J14 October 10, 2017
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Librarial Complex
noun {lahy-brair-ee-uhl kom-pleks}
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
a Post-Freudian theory of an all too unrecognized complex held by ALL nonlibrarian males and females; desire to possess the sexual powers of the average librarian.
Male patron in library queue to take out the latest Stephen King novel: (Wolf Whistle at the librarian behind the reference desk) Damn she's hot!
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Female friend of male patron: (pouting) You never whistle like that for me. :-(
Male patron: (rolls eyes) You're not a librarian. Librarians are sexier then all of us. You have a librarial complex my jealous unsexy friend.
Librarial Complex by Tsarstepan April 25, 2010
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Liberacile
An overzealous liberal who bases their opinion on raw emotion, fake news and omitted facts; liberal who is too incompetent to debate on topics with any merit
Liberacile by WayneBatmanGretzky February 25, 2018
lieracial
Kerri: "Can you believe that Andrea's grandma is from Haiti? She doesn't look like it, but she qualified for that grant because of it."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."
Lana: "She's so lieracial! She told me and Seth last week that all her great-grandparents were kicked out of Russia for being Jewish when we were covering the Cold War."
lieracial by von groovy March 23, 2019
liberanal
Using mainstream liberal narrative abundantly.
Particularly common in conversations related to current political affairs and topics widely covered in the media.
A Liberanal person very often kills the discourse with an annoying comment.
Particularly common in conversations related to current political affairs and topics widely covered in the media.
A Liberanal person very often kills the discourse with an annoying comment.
liberanal by Witty no Pity November 1, 2022
liberalia
A Roman festival of freedom in honor of Dionysus. Ancient Roman teenagers used to offer the stubble of their first shave on this date, and older women lead phallic processions through the city.
In modern times, those who grow their hair long for Dionysus see this as the time to get a trim. Some people make phallic cakes, and others thank Dionysus, in his role as ‘Liber Pater’ (Father Freedom) for political, personal, and spiritual freedoms.
In modern times, those who grow their hair long for Dionysus see this as the time to get a trim. Some people make phallic cakes, and others thank Dionysus, in his role as ‘Liber Pater’ (Father Freedom) for political, personal, and spiritual freedoms.