A logophile is a person who loves words. A person who enjoys having an expansive vocabulary. A person who loves the way words interact with each other to create sentences.
Kind of people who is attracted to LEGO. Finding a pleasure in masturbating in front of his LEGO sets. Obsesed with LEGO things. Spaming class chats ith fetish LEGO photos.
A person who gets sexual satisfaction from writing up lab reports. They are typically found in their rooms typing the report with one hand and jacking off with the other. Most of them are proficient one-handed typists.
There is often a manic compulsion to do lab reports, even when alternative activities include free food, free bowling, free movies, free booze, and sex.
Sean, what are you doing? We got vodka and naked chicks in our room!
Sorry guys, but this lab report isn't going to DO itself! Giggity.
Fuck you Sean, perverted labophile.