Skip to main content
a small town in Citrus County Florida, where obnoxious rednecks and white supremacy reigns . Sister town to Crystal River (home of the abandoned circus tent of a mall) and Inverness (Where Elvis came for 2 minutes and then left and never returned). We don't have much to brag about. But at least we have a walmart and a mcdonalds now.
"I went to Lecanto last week and came back with 3 STDS and a tattoo of Mitt Romney on my ass cheeks."
lecanto mug front
Get the lecanto mug.
See more merch

Lecanto High School 

Medium-sized school placed in the middle of the woods in the hellhole of Citrus County, Florida. As you know, it's about 30 minutes away civilization. Or what civilization Citrus has to offer. Everybody knows everybody. Good basketball team, not-so-wonderful football team. The other schools in Citrus are Citrus High and Crystal River, both of which suck terribly.
Local Classified Ads Now Taking Over
Local Classified ads are so popular now, like your locanto.com and other cool sites where you can trade stuff and advertise better in your area.
Locanto by bobba genush April 13, 2010

Lelantos 

Big dipus son
Damn he just pulled a LELANTOS!
Lelantos by Notlelantos February 25, 2010

The Book of Lecantechomy 

The Book of Lecantechomy is a collection of stories, that chronicles the many battles of The Great Meme War.
Nico lent me a copy of The Book of Lecantechomy.”

locantore 

means the singer in italian. usually person is independent and classy
that girl is a locantore
locantore by maryloue February 25, 2009

Leanto cow

Any cow that can stand straight upright on a hill side and you can get city friend to believe it.
City friend: how do the cows stand straight on the hill side like that? You: There a Leanto cows "Lean-two" there legs are shorter on one side so they can stand straight and not tip over.
Leanto cow by aolslayer September 26, 2017