laxturbate

a type of way to get better at lacrosse meaning that you carry your stick around in your room constantly and cradle a lot to improve your stick skills.

Eric: "I heard the lacrosse team lost pretty bad the other day."

Jim: "Yeah, they couldn't pass or catch the ball at all, they need to laxturbate more.

laxturbate by idontknow9109 April 13, 2010

Lagsturbater 

A person who finds pleasure from procrastination.

Jamie was supposed to be here 30 minutes ago, she’s such a lagsturbater.

Lagsturbater by WikiRy February 8, 2019

laxterbating 

the act of laxing so dirtily that you achieve physical pleasure

bro #1: dude that was a gnar rip!
bro #2 i know i was laxterbating

laxterbating by lax4eva October 4, 2010

lasturbation 

the last masturbation before something; death, a long journey, a night out

"I better go take my lasturbation before we depart."

lasturbation by Ass P. Hat May 23, 2008

maxturbate 

to climax during masturbation

man i hate when someone walks in on me just as i'm about to maxturbate

maxturbate by Thomas78 October 26, 2006

Lasturbate 

The last masturbation session one can fit in before whatever may await them that day or even in their life.

Prisoner 8356 was only an hour away from the chair, his only choice, to lasturbate.

Lasturbate by Jjcales January 11, 2012

Vaxturbate 

Getting off by having to tell people how much you love experimental drug therapies. Oversharing of personal medical information nobody gives a fuck about.

Did you see Anthony vaxturbate all over his Social Media?

Vaxturbate by MasterPoo73 May 14, 2021