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krayt dragon 

A cocktail made with any form of hard alcohol, blood of a blind woman, crack-cocaine, and semen and/or vaginal secretions.
"That Krayt Dragon last night got me fucked up last night, dude. I was shitting all over the walls!"
krayt dragon by A krayt Dragon January 5, 2017

krayt bagged 

To be slapped from a krayts nut sack.. usually when ur incap'd on the ground..
oh shit a krayt bag comin at cha !
krayt bagged by Tal-ev Osimao October 18, 2004

Nate the Krayt Dragon Slayer

Its been said that a long time ago in a galaxy far far away one man, one crafter, one Guild Leader defeated an Ancient Krayt Dragon using not weapons, not force powers, just 20 speeders in unison with one massive explosion bring said beast unto his own demise. His legend shall forever live on as he is now eternally known as "NATE THE KRAYT DRAGON SLAYER".
Nate the Krayt Dragon Slayer Hates Speeders.

Krantzpasen 

A situation in which one is under constant, vigorous attack or assault, but nobody knows or cares to help
Under years of coordinated krantzpasen upon the Weimheld Republic, supplies running low and no reinforcements, they finally die in obscurity.
Krantzpasen by Corn Goblin June 6, 2017
Someone that’s been through a lot of hardship but is genuinely a nice and caring person. She is usually very understanding. Sometimes it seems she cares about people she loves so much she forgets about herself.
Wow Kaytlyn is honestly amazing
Kaytlyn by JakeTalex February 7, 2018
Kraterd (Pronounced Krah-Turd or Kray-Turd) is when you are high from Kratom. Kratom would give you energy in small doses, but give you initial energy followed by prolonged relaxation, sleepiness, pain reducing or pain killing effects, and a high. Kratom makes you happy, or kraterd. Red vain maeng da is the best as it makes you the most high and sleepy and pain killing effects. Green vain maeng da gives you less of a high, but more energy. White vain maeng da gives you the most energy. The dose range is 3-5g. More than that like 7 or 8 g and you will be even more kratered but a little nauseous. 9+g and you will probably vomit.
Tyler: I chugged 5.2 g of red maeng da powder mixed with warm water.. I'm Kraterd (high off kratom).

Josh: My brother Steve body slammed me and smashed my thumb! What do I do. My thumb hurts.

Tyler: Try these kratom pills. Here's 7 pills. That's 4.2 g of Kratom.

Josh: Thanks. *Takes kratom pills.

*an hour later.

Josh: Hey! The pain is gone. Also, I'm kraterd (high off kratom).
Kraterd by HawaiianPunch1 February 27, 2023