keyster bunny

The keyster bunny is the lucky prisoner who goes on work furlong or gets a pass for a family emergency. He then shoves all the drugs he can find up his ass and then gives them to his buddies back in the slammer.
Everybody feels its easter, but the eggs came from the keyster.

Come up on a sharp and some smokes, loc--the keyster bunny came early this year.

keyster bunny by Withheld for your protection December 9, 2008

Keyster Bunny

A prisoner who excels in smuggling contraband in his but who's arrival is highly anticipated.

Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.

Keyster Bunny by Plate Lunch December 12, 2018

Keyster bunny

One who puts a bag on over their face and shoots meth into their anus. Especially if it’s on Easter. And goes around stealing everything in sight.

Fuck, someone stole my wal-mart sack. Prolly gonna put it over their face. I hate the keyster bunny.

Keyster bunny by Slushdogg February 2, 2025

keister bunny 

Noun, The guy in prison that keeps stuff (sometimes cell-made weapons) up his ass for safe storage.

"I don't remember which keister bunny has my 2 dollars, but I'll probably never get it back now"
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prison guy1: "I made a knife out of the end of my toothbrush"

prison guy2: "Where is it?"

prison guy1: "I gave it to the keister bunny in cell 5"

keister bunny by Jeff S. June 4, 2005

keester bunny

The person who smuggles goodies into jail up his ass.

Con 1: Hey were did you get that carton of smokes?
Con 2: It was a present from the keester bunny.

keester bunny by Beffy June 13, 2007

keister bunny 

one who smuggles drugs up the ass into a prison.

the keister bunny made a visit to my cell today.

keister bunny by AMOK594 February 7, 2008

Keister Bunny 

Urban legend: An imaginary entity/being not unlike Santa Claus or The Tooth Fairy who visits faggots when they're sleeping, takes their ass cherry and then leaves them a shiny new quarter.

A. "Look at THAT fucking fruitloop."
B. "What...he's GAY?"
A. "If that guy didn't get a visit from the Keister Bunny, then I don't know who did..."

Keister Bunny by WillHigh April 17, 2008