karmage 

The desired outcome of an act of kindness, or the undesired reapage of a nasty deed. A Pauly Shore way to say the word "karma." It's also fun to say because people mistake it for the word "carnage."

Dude, if you would do me a kindness, you might just reap you some good karmage.

After I cut that lady off and then ran a red, I got slayed some karmage by getting pulled over by the fuzz.

karmage by Skwids January 1, 2012

karma karnage 

When you build up bad karma and then it all comes back on you in one day with a series of unfortunate events.

Jimmy ripped off too many people and now he is experiencing total Karma Karnage.

karma karnage by Vapor S. Thompson November 24, 2013

Karmagasm 

In which you hear Karma Akabane's voice from Assassination Classroom and you have an orgasm.

"Fuck, Karma's voice is so hot, I think I'm having a Karmagasm."

Karmagasm by annxy October 4, 2017

karmagisa 

Only the best ship ever. The ship of the two known male characters in the anime Assassination Classroom. These two characters are Karma Akabane and Nagisa Shiota. A known ship in the community which makes or break you. A sometimes confusing ship since in the anime a character known as Kayano Kaede was kissed by Nagisa. But some fight saying it wasn't a romantic kiss because of it's context behind the kiss. (Context was that Kaede was about to die from her tentacles due to bloodlust and Nagisa kissed her to stop it momentarily while their teacher could get the tentacles out without harm.)

Person A: If you don't ship Karmagisa then we can't be friends.
Person B: But Nagisa and Kaede were a canon ship!
Person A: Nagisa only kissed Kaede to stop her bloodlust!

karmagisa by MialiaPia November 24, 2018

karmageddon 

A portmanteau of "Karma" and "Armageddon." References "shit hitting the fan" in an extreme way while acknowledging one's contributions to that event.

Specifically, when all the (usually unpleasant) stuff you've done comes back to you at once.

The only way out is to take your licking, batten the hatches, pull back, and deal with the stuff one by one.

Man, my license was revoked for not paying those speeding tickets, my car got the boot from those unpaid parking tickets, bill collectors are calling, work's a mess from my calling in "sick," and my girlfriend found out about the affair when the other girl stopped by our place... Argh, it's karmageddon!

karmageddon by grailer August 6, 2008

karmamechanic 

Spiritual (or pseudospiritual?) guru who attends to the inexpressible needs of the multitude, in return for lots and lots of cash. A pun on "car mechanic", from an early Genesis song, "The Battle of Epping Forest", from the album Selling England by the Pound (1973). Think Rajneesh, Jim Jones, L. Ron Hubbard, or any of a host of others.

He employed me as a karmamechanic/ with overall charms/ his hands were then fit to receive/ recieve alms ...,

- Genesis, "The Battle of Epping Forest"

karmamechanic by Fearman March 31, 2008

karage

(verb) To build up someones hopes and expectations of something to an extremely high level, which then utterly fails to deliver.

Dude, you totally karaged me.

karage by keekim June 25, 2008