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Juice Box 

Just another way to describe a girls pussy
Kaylee : Soo! I guess you and Jake fucked like crazy last night AGAIN!
Kiersten : Actually we didn't Brent came over I sat on his lap and kissed his neck while he played with my hair and fondled my breast's.
Kaylee : You fucked your brother?
Kiersten : He's my step brother Kaylee! And no he did not touch my Juice Box!
Jake : Hey Kiersten where were you at last night?
Kaylee : Oh her and Brent were making out on the couch but don't worry he didn't touch her Juice Box!
Kiersten : KAYLEE!!!
Jake : WHAT! You blew me off so you could make out with your brother!
Kiersten : He's my step brother Jake! And we were just fooling around he never touched my Juice Box!
Jake : Well! Maybe I should just fool around with someone else but don't worry I won't touch there Juice Box!
Steve : Hey Jake i'll fool around with you but just stay away from my Juice Box umkay!
Kaylee : Since when did you get a Juice Box Steve?
Steve : Oh I like to refer to my asshole as my Juice Box!
Kiersten : God you are the mother of all idiots!
Juice Box by SlopNChop August 20, 2018

juice box 

a vagina, especially one that is plump (perhaps resembling a clenched fist) and contains in inordinate amount of juices, ready to burst
D: Marv, I'm telling you, man, you should have seen the juice box on this broad; it was just oozing.

M: Well, then, I guess the juice was loose, huh?
juice box by the lexicographer February 24, 2009

Juice Box 

Another word for douche bag, jerk, or ass hole. Instead of saying douche bag, you can say Juice Box to avoid getting in trouble with teachers or parents. Also works around little children; they have no idea what you are saying, so it stops them from repeating the word or asking questions...
BOB: Dude! Ted just made me do the rest of his shift!
BILL: What a Juice Box!
(child is wide eyed in confusion and slowly walks away)
Juice Box by Tarabear001 August 12, 2011

Juice box 

its not that hard a juice box is a little carton of juice with juice in it..
seriously/
mum can u have a juice box for lunch
yes, yes u can
Juice box by yummbo November 5, 2008

juice box 

A juice box.
the bestest way to drink your juice.

ex. HiC Fruit Punk -Juice box.
D:"Hey Kenny, do you like juice boxes?"
K:"No?"
D:"Well i like juice boxes!"
K:"Okay, i like juice boxes.."
D:"And the world was happy!!"
juice box by [D] January 29, 2008